May 2013
egberts:
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever
stolemyheartpt2:
peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia
silverhex:
i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
one-hamburger:
Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
April 2013
urbran:
you dont love me? thats okay, the first step is denial
rosified:
i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke up and they weren’t there anymore like i would flip the fuck out and be pissed man cuz i mean they’ve grown on me after all these years we niggas for life
nnightmares:
noire-pandora:
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
hello this is me, if u r my friend sorry
if radioactive by imagine dragons doesn’t make you wanna beat up zombies don’t look at me
anus:
today in english, the teacher asked the class for a synonym of ‘perfect’ and i yelled out my name
